Only seven days left, not counting today, because no one counts today.
Soon – SOON! – it will be in your hands.
The e-reader version AND paperback have already been ordered.
The calm, cool, collected you is slowly fading away and you fear that by the time June 20 hit, you’ll be like this. . .
But there’s nothing you can do to stop it, because it’s almost here. Only SEVEN DAYS left.
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Sevennnnnn!!!!! Daysssssssss!!!!!