Daily goal: 2,273 words
Count for past three days: 0 words
Consensus: Son of a bit–
Encouragement: Good job, Einstein. You totally screwed up your– Ugh! Don’t worry you’ll only have to write a bazillion words for the next– Grr! Completely useless, you– Argh! What the hell is the– *deep breath* Don’t worry, champ. Just a minor set back.
(Reality: I’m a loser, baby. So why don’t you kill me.)