Fangirl or Unhealthy Obsession Case No. 19

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR FINALLY RELEASED THE RELEASE DATE OF THE NEXT BOOK IN HER SERIES. THE ONE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOOOOOOREVER. AND YOU CAN’T STOP TALKING IN THIS WEIRD, HIGH-PITCHED, OH-MY-GOD-THIS-IS-FINALLY-HAPPENING VOICE (OR WRITING IN ALL SHOUTY-CAPS) BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST THAT EXCITED.

YEAH.

*GIGGLE* I’M SO EXCITED. *SPOKEN IN A SHOUTY-WHISPER*

Fangirl or Unhealthy Obsession Case No. 18

When your love of a series has lead you to reading fan fiction because you just can’t wait for the new release,  and OH MY GOD when is it coming out?!?

It only takes you days (because who really needs to sleep?) to exhaust every single Wattpad story out there and have no choice but to start reading the true series over again only to find out you have a small problem.

You suddenly can’t remember what is canon and what is fiction.

A Reader’s Worse Nightmare Turned Reality #amreading NOT!

Know what’s worse than having your winter gear completely inaccessible in storage? Worse than when the “warm” state you moved to turned traitor and dropped into the low thirties with freezing ice?

It’s having every single book you own in storage. Inaccessible.

Every.

Single.

Book.

It’s been almost six months since I’ve gazed upon my preciouses. Stroked their spines. Smelled their booky goodness. Felt their wonderous silky pages underneath my fingertips. Read them.

Wah!!!! I want my books!!!

 

 

Best #Writer Moment

When your on the last chapter of your rough draft and you already blew past your daily quota but you just CAN’T STOP because for once the words are FLOWING and you’re so excited and energized and feel as if you could write FOREVER.

Yeah. This Moment.

. . .

(BTW, why do the words only flow when I’m nearing the end?! Where were you, Muse when I needed you in the beginning? And in the middle? And for all those bits in between? Out having a cocktail, huh? And you couldn’t even bother to share. Seriously. Sometimes I just want to trade you in for a better model.)

Fangirl or Unhealthy Obsession Case No. 17

When the book you’ve been DYING! for, patiently (or impatiently, whatever) waiting agonizing-minute-after-agonizing-minute for, has a sudden new release date . . .

A later release date . . .

A I-don’t-know-how-long-until-it-will-be-out, thank-you-for-your-patience release date . . .

 

This pretty much sums up my reaction.

This pretty much sums up my reaction.

 

And this.

And this.

 

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Fangirl or Unhealthy Obsession Case No. 16

So I read a teaser of an upcoming, still-no-release-date novel. My. Life. Is. Hell. I check the author’s website daily – sometimes twice a day – waiting for that magical post that will tell me when I can read the entire novel. I’ve been in a constant state of anxiety-slash-excitement ever since. The teaser’s been in the back of my mind – okay, fine, the front of it – since I finished reading that last tantalizing line. There’s no need to re-read the five pages anymore. I can totally recite it by memory. I dream – sometimes when I’m not even asleep – of how the cliffhanging-teaser could end, knowing that whatever I come up with will in no way compare to the author’s words. Dammit! When is this book coming out?!?! I neeeeeeed it! Almost more than air. I wonder if she’s putting the release date on her Facebook page first . . . Shit! I gotta go.