I’m Not Embarrassed To Admit It: Amazon, I Love You!

​When you haven’t ordered anything from Amazon but a package arrives with that insta-recognizable half smile logo.

 

Little-bursts-of-happiness start firing in your brain. Amazon! I have a package from Amazon!

You pick it up, all smiles, because the Amazon Fairies must know you’ve been a good girl.

But . . .

Wait.

What?

It’s not for you.

 

 

Crushing disappointment ensues, but you try to be brave, because, hey, you knew you didn’t have a package coming.

 

It still hurts, though.

Damn you, Amazon Fairies! Why couldn’t you have sent me something?!