I’m a NaNo Winner!

I wrote 50,014 words in the month of November!

#NaNoWriMo Day 27

Today’s goal: Ima finish this bitch! (Only 1,023 words to go.)

Today’s count: 0 words

Consensus: *deep sigh*

Encouragement: At least today isn’t November 30.

#NaNoWriMo Days 20-22

Daily goal: 2,273 words

Count for past three days: 0 words

Consensus: Son of a bit–


Encouragement: Good job, Einstein. You totally screwed up your– Ugh! Don’t worry you’ll only have to write a bazillion words for the next– Grr! Completely useless, you– Argh! What the hell is the– *deep breath* Don’t worry, champ. Just a minor set back.

(Reality: I’m a loser, baby. So why don’t you kill me.)